Extracts from The Diaries of 'Professor' Cornelius Crane
July 19th, 1969

I was passing Marnie’s Bakery & Dry Goods on the way home from thelibrary today. I suddenly had a craving for one of those small custard slicesthat they sell.

Hannah was busy packing and pricing baking trays onto the shelves in thesection of the shop that contained the baking goods.

Her face lit up when she saw me, and she rushed over to greet.

“Hello, Connie!” she said too loudly and excitedly for my comfort. Iturned a nervous eye towards her father at the front counter. She placed herhands on my shoulders and asked, “How are you? I heard you had to have yourtonsils out?”

“Hi, Hannah! Much better, thank you. And you?”

“Oh, I’m fine, thank you” she sang. “I still remember when I had mineremoved. It was awful. Every time I ate, it was like swallowing needles.”

I put a hand on my throat. “Yeah, that pretty much describes it. What’snew?”

“Oh, not much! Momma had her hair permed. And, oh yes, poor Poppa was atthe doctors again yesterday. He hates this time of year.”

“Why’s that?”

“For two reasons. His hay fever starts acting up bad because of all thepollen in the air.”

“And?”

“And because of all the bees. He’s allergic, you know?”

“No?” I lied, but then asked with absolute curious honesty, “Howallergic?”

Her father suddenly shouted, “Hannah, what have I told you about gettingtoo friendly with the customers.”

“But it’s Connie Crane, Poppa? You know I always babysit for his mother.Momma plays bridge with…”

“Don’t backchat me, girl! You want me to get the strap?”

“No Poppa, please! I’m sorry!”

“Go see how far your mother is with the baklava.”

“Yes, Poppa!” she said and disappeared into the back of the shop.

He looked at me and confessed. “I wish I didn’t have to sell that damnedbaklava, but the customers love it.”

“Why’s that?” I frowned.

“All that damned sweet syrup. It’s to bees what shit is to flies!” Helaughed at his own comparison before adding, “This job’ll kill me one day.”

“Why’s that?” I innocently queried.

“When I was about your age I was stung by a whole swarm of bees. Ai,still today I have nightmares about it. The worst part was how they seemed to tryto get into my mouth. Ai, I still wake up often in a cold sweat. Do you knowthat the doctors removed over eighty stingers from my swollen body? Everybodythought I was a goner. I was in hospital for two weeks but I lived.” My heartsank for a moment, but was quickly revived when he said, “Ever since then Ibeen allergic to them. Highly, highly, deadly allergic. Just one sting now andthat’s it for me.” He clicked his thumb before drawing it across his throatlike a blade and making a slicing sound.

“Really?”

He nodded and then pointed that same thumb towards the doorway thatHannah had disappeared through. “I also believe it’s the reason why Hannahturned out the way she did; all that venom gone done something bad to mysystem; screwed it up. I don’t know why God had to punish me twice. I neverdone a soul any harm. I close on Sundays and I attend church regularly. I beena good husband and father.” He frowned down at me. “I hear they say you’re areal smart kid? So, maybe you can tell me?”

My reply was instant. “‘There are none so blind as those who will notsee.’”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Sometimes God gives us the most wonderful gift, but we only realize itwhen it’s too late.”

“Hey, I’m thankful for all I got!”

“All?”

“Sure! I got a beautiful loving wife, and I got a full stomach and a roofover my head when I go to sleep at night. What more do I need?”

“A heart,” I said calmly.

“Ey?”

“Forget it.”

There was a row of neatly stacked baking powder cans on the shelf behindhim. He gave a wary gaze toward the doorway before removing the can on the farright. “I keep my specially imported candy in here. It comes all the way fromBelgium,” he said putting a finger to his lip. “It’s my secret little hidingplace. If Marta or Hannah knew about it, they’d gobble them all up in a day.They got no appreciation for the finer things in life.” He popped one of thecandies into his mouth and returned the can to the same spot on the shelfbefore asking, “So, what can I do for you today?”

I gazed into the refrigerated display case. “One of those small custardtarts with the gooseberries on the top.”

He placed a tart in a box and asked, “Anything else?”

I quickly checked my financial situation before saying, “Yeah, my momasked me to get some baking powder.”

“What brand would you like?”

I had pointed to the row of cans on the shelf behind him.