I am an XXXL Condom
Chapter 1

Hello everyone, I am the single box of condoms placed on the shelf, next to the cashier in Lucky Supermarket.

The ambiguous midnight purple butterfly packaging gives me a mysteriously noble and glamorous aura. Of course, there is still my supreme extra-large size.

That’s right, I am an XXXL condom. Of all the condoms in this supermarket, I am categorized as the biggest one in size.

Therefore, watching my brothers be purchased one by one, made me feel extremely jealous. Just think about it: why am I left here alone, all lonely and cold?

Am I not good enough?

The answer is no.

I am not just good-looking. Think about my grandiose and impressive size – it is my pride!

However, this size of mine can’t really be handled by ordinary people. An ordinary supermarket will not take goods in my size.

But why would I still appear here?

The reason was that two months ago, an absent-minded part-time student worker came to this supermarket.

Lucky Supermarket was, more or less, a small-sized supermarket located next to City A’s college district. As a result of the usual large flow of people, the business has always been good.

Due to this, many college students will work part-time here in their spare time.

Gu Xiaoyu from University A’s Computer Department was one of these part-time students.

Gu Xiaoyu is an innocent male college student with a superior appearance, diligent, thrifty, and has an optimistic personality. He just became a second-year student this year.

Since he had fewer courses to take in his second year, Gu Xiaoyu decided to replace some part-time work this semester. He could earn pocket money and gain practical experience at the same time.

Thus, he took an application form and came to Lucky Supermarket.

Since Gu Xiaoyu had a likeable appearance and sweet mouth, he was quickly selected to become a cashier in the supermarket.

But it was very regrettable that Gu Xiaoyu had not yet warmed up to his cashier position when he was soon fired.

The reason was that Gu Xiaoyu lacked experience. During work, he made mistake after mistake, which led to his end.

And I… of all the mistakes Gu Xiaoyu had made, I am the biggest.

Even though Gu Xiaoyu made a lot of small mistakes before, he was able to coax the supermarket lady boss with his sweet-talking mouth. He wanted them to let him stay and continue to learn. As long as he did not make a huge mistake, he could still stay.

Unfortunately, on the day of that incident, Gu Xiaoyu was smart enough to see that there were not many boxes of condoms left on the shelf by the cash register. Thus, he gave the lady boss a reminder that it was time to restock.

At that time, the boss also happened to finish typing the purchase order on the computer and went to the bathroom. When she heard Gu Xiaoyu’s reminder, she said that she would let him type the condom order.

Gu Xiaoyu typed a bunch of condom brands in front of the computer at once. It also came with various sizes.

In the end, the boss did not check carefully before placing the order.

The result was that a mountain of condom boxes had arrived. The most infuriating matter was that Gu Xiaoyu had typed an additional 0 for the XXXL condom of the Purple Butterfly Brand, ordering 100 boxes.

This brand has always used its enormous size as its main selling point. It was a brand famous for its gigantic dick condoms. The average man could not really use the brand, let alone the XXXL size.

This time, the boss could not keep him anymore. Gu Xiaoyu was soon made to pack up and leave.

But Gu Xiaoyu still had a conscience and used his savings to buy all of those enormous condom boxes, trying to make up for the loss caused by his mistake.

Everyone should now be clear how the matter reached this point of the story.

Oh, you ask me, then why did Gu Xiaoyu buy all of the XXXL condoms, but I still remain in this supermarket waiting to be sold?

The reason was simple.

I was left behind!!!

I was fucking left behind by him!!!

The remaining 99 boxes of my good brothers of the same type were all taken home by Gu Xiaoyu, leaving me lying all alone in the supermarket.

As for why I know Gu Xiaoyu’s situation so well… That is because— Actually, I am Gu Xiaoyu himself.

Behind the scenes:

Boss edited a bit of the first three chapters for me before mochiusagi (the greatest editor for me) took pity on me and edited it. [No one DMed me when I was looking for an editor for this. They must’ve been scared away by the title.]