My Dark Desire: An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance (Dark Prince Road)
My Dark Desire: Chapter 73

T-MINUS 27 DAYS.

Ollie vB:

Is Zach alive?

Ollie vB:

Haven’t seen or heard from him in three days.

Romeo Costa:

Oliver… is that concern I detect in your otherwise completely corrupted soul?

Romeo Costa:

May I suggest checking your temperature?

Ollie vB:

Not concern for Zach, but for the future of this exclusive neighborhood.

Ollie vB:

Housing prices will tank if people discover it’s the site of a gory crime scene.

Ollie vB:

Should we check that he’s not rotting somewhere in his house with a blunt object smashed into his head?

Ollie vB:

Let’s admit it, nobody will be surprised if we replace out that he finally pissed off someone to death.

Ollie vB:

The man’s idea of seduction is calling a woman an octopus.

Romeo Costa:

Zach is alive.

Romeo Costa:

In the technical sense of the word, at least.

Romeo Costa:

He’s just butthurt because Farrow moved in with me and Dallas and broke up with his ass.

Ollie vB:

Aw. Butt pain is no fun.

Ollie vB:

If only he’d only asked… I would’ve pointed him in the direction of great organic lube.

Romeo Costa:

You’re a fountain of knowledge, von Bismarck.

Romeo Costa:

A true renaissance man.

Ollie vB:

So, she finally moved out.

Ollie vB:

What happened? Did she replace out he’s a psychopath?

Romeo Costa:

Nah, she was on board with that part.

Romeo Costa:

She refused to be the side piece.

Ollie vB:

Rookie mistake.

Ollie vB:

The side piece gets all the perks and none of the drama and familial obligations.

Romeo Costa:

Thank you for the moral clarity.

Romeo Costa:

Also, something about needing to discover herself.

Ollie vB:

Sigh. It’s always the 20- and 50-year-olds. Nothing in between.

Romeo Costa:

Constance is pressuring him and Eileen to choose a date.

Ollie vB:

Would have been nice if they went on one before getting engaged.

Romeo Costa:

You’re not wrong.

Romeo Costa:

Either way, Eileen is MIA.

Romeo Costa:

Probably gone missing to avoid the break up.

Ollie vB:

Should we check in on him?

Romeo Costa:

I think that’s what good friends do.

So… no?

Ollie vB:

Lmfao.

Ollie vB:

Zach, we’re on our way. Open up this time.

Zach Sun:

I’m busy.

Zach Sun:

Also, Farrow did not break up with me.

Romeo Costa:

Right. That would require having been together.

Zach Sun:

Fuck off, Costa.

Ollie vB:

What’s with the attitude?

Ollie vB:

Who shat down your chimney?

Zach Sun:

YOU did.

Zach Sun:

Almost broke your nose for it.

Ollie vB:

Okay, we were seventeen at the time, and that was a very sophisticated practical joke, mind you.

Zach Sun:

Do not come to my house.

Ollie vB:

We’ll break down the door.

Zach Sun:

You won’t get past security.

Romeo Costa:

I’ll set Farrow up with a date if you don’t open up.

Zach Sun:

The only thing that’ll be open, if you set her up with a date, is your body as I extract your internal organs with a chainsaw. One at a time.

Romeo Costa:

…

Zach Sun:

Fine. I’ll open up.

Ollie vB:

Such a good boy.

Zach Sun:

Shut up.

Ollie vB:

Only with a silicone ball gag, baby.