My Dark Romeo: The Unputdownable Billionaire Romance
Chapter 21

ROMEO COSTA

@OllievB, are you still interested in taking the banshee off my hands?

OLLIE VB

Why?

ROMEO COSTA

I’m putting her on the market.

ZACH SUN

Oh, no.

What could possibly have gone wrong?

[GIF of a person skydiving with an umbrella instead of a parachute]

OLLIE VB

IDK if I’m willing to commit to marrying her, but I am happy to give her a bed to sleep in until you cool off.

ROMEO COSTA

Would you extend this offer to me?

The penthouse is undergoing renovations, and there’s no way I’m returning to the manor before the wedding.

OLLIE VB

Sorry, but the offer is exclusive to people I’d like to give a cum facial.

ZACH SUN

The mental image is exquisite.

Thank you, @OllievB.

OLLIE VB

What happened?

Show us on the sex doll where she touched you.

ROMEO COSTA

@ZachSun?

You have five spare bedrooms.

ZACH SUN

Sorry, I’m expecting guests from Guangzhou.

ROMEO COSTA

Your family isn’t visiting until New Year.

ZACH SUN

Nice memory.

In that case, you can’t crash at mine simply because you’re unbearable.

OLLIE VB

I know a nice hotel chain if you’re looking for recommendations.

ROMEO COSTA

How charitable of you.

OLLIE VB

Are you going to tell us what happened?

ROMEO COSTA

If I do, I’ll ruin whipped cream for you for eternity.

ZACH SUN

I’m lactose intolerant.

OLLIE VB

And I’m red-lines intolerant, so nothing can put me off.

ROMEO COSTA

All right. Here goes.