My Dreamy Old Husband
Chapter 349

“Look at you—you have small boobs, thick legs, and a big pie face. Even Sean looks better than youin women’s clothing! Why did my uncle even choose you? You are definitely not worthy of myuncle!”

Feeling unwell, Sophia took a sip of the beer. She had been malnourished when she was younger, soSophia had been taking medicine to regulate her body for the past two years. She didn't dare todrink too much alcohol after her recovery.

"Take a look at yourself, Stanley—how can you compare yourself to your uncle? He is so handsome.He is richer than you, way more mature than you, and treats people better than you!” Sophieretorted.

“It is what it is; there's no changing the fact that I've already slept with your uncle! I've left my markon your cherished uncle, and he is now mine! Please accept this!” added Sophia.

Stanley gulped down another two glasses of wine before he bellowed, “Come on, Sophie—let metell you something! I have never seen a woman like you before. Even if all the women in the worlddie and you are the only one left, I still wouldn't choose you at all!”

Then, he put his arms around Sean's shoulders and said, “Sean and I won't choose you even if ourworld falls apart! Hmph!”

Meanwhile, Sean was blushing on the other side.

Sophie shook her head and yelled, “You fool! Mind your own business!”

Stanley had drunk too much and started speaking nonsense to Sean.

"Hmph, let me tell you—I'm a good shooter. When my company makes money, I will be anoverbearing president just like my uncle. You might ignore me today, but you won't be able to reachmy level in the future!”

Sophie patted him on the shoulder and said, “No matter what, I'd still be your aunt, Sundae Cone!”Sitting on the other side, Sarah was speechless and stunned while looking at the two men huggingeach other.

Sophia devoured two lamb skewers and took out her cell phone to take a look at the app.

At that moment, the app had boosted traffic on the Bayside University forum; the number of userson the app were extremely large. Moreover, the app was also available to high schools and wasslowly being integrated into the city’s official app as well. Naturally, making such an app was notStanley's ultimate goal. He wanted to create mobile games and large-scale computer-server onlinegames.

As she scrolled through the app, Sophia took a look at the forum for Bayside University. It was verylively, and all the students from the university had to register themselves with their student ID toenter this forum area.

The forum was also divided into categories such as daily exchanges, study topics, and so on. Sophiaclicked on the entertainment tab and saw a post on the homepage that read, “Self-advancedEnclosure by Sarah’.

Sarah was someone popular on Bayside University’s forum, and everyone believed that she wasfrom the Academy of Fine Arts. She would regularly post her own drawings in the forum,specializing in male to male sketches. Any two males could be drawn into dirty, indescribable figureswith her own two hands.

Sophia realized that Sarah had posted a new picture, so she scrolled further down to have a look.The new picture depicted two beautiful teenagers; one of them had a buzz cut with a dark, grungeoutfit while the other person was wearing a women’s dress with beautiful, blond hair. Based on bothof their Adam's apples, the pair seemed like boys.

The nakedness of the two boys was beyond description. It attracted a group of rotten girls to how!wildly.

Sophie looked at the picture and felt that she was about to have a nosebleed. All of a sudden,Stanley suddenly came over and laughed as he saw the picture, “Hey, isn't this me and Sean?Hahahaha...” With that, he immediately snatched Sophie's phone and shared the picture with Seanas he giggled.

“Look at the both of us... Why aren't we dressed yet!”

“Tsk tsk tsk, who drew this? They made me look quite dashing!”

Sean looked at the unsightly yellow picture and his face turned red in anger. Sophie and Sarah, whohad noticed this from the side, were afraid to speak.

Stanley was probably drunk and hadn't realized what it exactly insinuated, but Sean wasn't drunk; hecould immediately tell what it was.

"Give me back my phone.” Sophia tried to snatch her phone back, but Stanley didn't want to returnit. Holding it up high, he made sure that Sophia wasn't tall enough to reach it. He then laughed,“Nope, I'm not going to return it. Hehehe..."

Suddenly, a hand reached out from behind Sophia and snatched the phone away. A clear and sexysubwoofer came from behind as he said, “You guys are drinking!”

Sophie shrank in fright upon hearing that voice. When she turned around, she saw Michael. Shehadn't realized that he was there at all.

He was wearing casual sportswear and a peaked cap, keeping one hand in his pocket casually whilethe other hand held Sophia“s phone.

Sophie looked at the food stall she was sitting at, as well as the messy beer cans and skewers on thetable. Afraid that Michael would get angry, she did not speak at all.

He's such a classy person; he's probably never eaten at such a roadside stall. He might even hatethis kind of setting!

When Stanley saw Michael coming, he probably felt the same fear as Sophie as he was drunk. Heimmediately pointed at Sophie and said, “Uncle, it was my aunt who wanted to make her way here. Ididn't bring her here. How could I possibly eat at this kind of roadside stall!? Right, aunt...”

Sophie glared at him fiercely. You silly dog, you were the one who insisted on coming here!

She quickly clarified, “Sundae Cone said that he wanted to get skewers, and he even poured me adrink. I have the Messenger records to prove it!”

Much to their surprise, Michael was not angry at all. Instead, he grabbed a stool, sat down, andordered some food for himself, “Boss, I'd like eight meat skewers, two grilled fish, two charcoal-grilled eels, and five shrimps.”

Sophie was stunned. Was her Lord here to have some skewers as well? Did her pristine and classyLord love having skewers too?

Feeling as though she was in a dream, she took the opportunity to complain about Stanley and said,"Stanley is so stingy—he doesn't even want to order crayfish for us!”

Micahel looked at Stanley and ordered loudly, “Boss, give us one big pot of crayfish!”

As he sat down, Stanley said with a smile, “Uncle, all those dishes are aphrodisiac and strong. Canyou eat that many?”

Michael looked down at Sophie's phone and said, “As long as your aunt can withstand it.”

Sophie was stunned for two seconds before she understood the meaning behind Michael's wordsand blushed wildly.

Stanley scratched his head and thought for a long time before he actually understood the meaning.His thick eyebrows were erect and his eyes stared straight at them, but there was nothing he coulddo.

Michael lowered his head and looked at Sophia’s cell phone. As soon as he unlocked it, he readthrough the entire post seriously and took in every single photo.

Meanwhile, Sophia's eyes rounded with fright. Sarah was Henry's diehard fan. While she typicallydrew Henry only, she occasionally included other idols as well, including Harry and Taylor!

She quickly snatched her phone in a twinkle of an eye and changed the subject with a silly smile, “Iwant to have some boubouche, Dear!”

Michael did not say anything, nor did he comment on the little dirty picture he saw; he simplyordered a serving of boubouche.

Shortly later, all their dishes were served. Sophia dug into the crayfish happily while Stanley andMichael talked to each other.

“Uncle, why do you have such good luck? You bought such a good aunt for 80,000!"

He then added, “My aunt can program, handle the finances, deal with the business-side of things,and even act as the company spokesperson by dressing up. She's super talented! I want one aswell!”

Michael peeled two shrimps carefully, eating one himself before putting the other into Sophia“sbowl. He then returned Stanley's words, “Although I am an actor on the outside, Sundae Cone, I amactually a businessman. I bought your aunt at a low price, so if I were to sell her off, I'd ask for ahigh price. If you like her, I can give you a family discount.”

Stanley was exhilarated, “How much is it, Uncle? Can I pay you in installments?”

Michael looked at him as he raised his eyebrows and smiled sullenly, “You can have her in exchangefor your life.”