McMonster: Can I tell you something?

oBITCHuary: Yes.

McMonster: You remind me of those paintings of anatomical hearts with flowers bursting out of the arteries and veins.

oBITCHuary: I think that’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. How sad is that?

McMonster: Not sad at all.

McMonster: To me it sounds like a happy beginning.

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