Extracts from The Diaries of 'Professor' Cornelius Crane
July 13th, 1968

I reallygotta be more careful!

In view oflast night’s events, I was feeling very chipper today as I moved around thehouse. So much so that I was singing pretty loudly as I went about my usualchores and activities.

My motherqueried me about the song I was singing – I’m Too Sexy.

I told her Ihad heard it recently on the radio, and she said it sounded kinda sweet andfunny, and wished that they’d play it again real soon.

Of course, itwon’t be played until the early nineties when Right Said Fred will eventuallyrelease their very popular hit single.

Yep,sometimes even singing can be a risky practice.

I definitelygotta be more careful.